My lawyer says I need a wife to keep my daughter.
The perfect girl lives next door. Heck, I think she might be a virgin too.
Our marriage is supposed to be pretend.
But, what if I don't want to fake it anymore?
My marriage ended worse than any of my SEAL missions.
We never left a man behind, but now my psycho ex has my kid.
She's going to take her away forever unless I convince the judge I'm the stable one.
My lawyer says I need a wife for that.
I'd rather do another tour in Afghanistan than walk down the aisle again.
But I'll do it for my daughter - and I'll do it to get a shot at Sky.
She's half my age, hot as f*ck, wants to help and, oh yeah, she's a virgin.
So we'll fake a marriage.
But, she won't be faking her moans on our wedding night.